Thursday, September 23, 2004

Big Walking Penises

So today i turned in my two-week notice at work. (Whoopee!!!!) Stated simply, I got tired of being asked out by coworkers, and my job became a stressful environment. TOO MANY AFRICAN MEN WHO WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!!!!!!! Is it possible that I am the last person on the planet who wants someone i can be friends with before everything takes on a double meaning?? It's like 'hanging out' means 'I'm in love with you'. Argh. Battin' a thousand when it comes to men. The straw that broke the camel's back was a stupid slip on my part. When I said, 'yeah we could hang out sometime', he heard 'Yes, I will be your girlfriend'. ...next thing I know, he's calling me, and leaves a message ending with "I love you, Jennifer" (Stops and rips hair out) AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

2 comments:

JV said...

Wait, did I miss something in that post or are you asking me out?

:)

Sucks about ending a job though.
jv
jv8.blogspot.com

kater tots said...

You know, it's because you are sooooo beautiful and irresistable that all the men want to jump your bones!!!!