Yes, it's true. I have a tumor. I found it last week.
I'm not worried though, it's in the same place where the last one was removed. They are benign, just fatty tumors (I don't like that word, "fatty"). It's a genetic thing in my family, from my dad. It's called a lipoma and is very small. Maybe about the size of my pinky finger from the top knuckle up.
But I still don't like it.