So, (chuckle) yesterday I opened this sample package I had received in the mail from Always (you know, they sell pads and stuff). Always is currently running a campaign entitled Have a Happy Period, and there was a period FAQ on the packaging . I liked it. Here it is:
Q: Happy? on my period? what's up with that?
A: Always makes an outstanding line of protection to help keep you dry, comfy, and less CRABBY.
Q: what if I like being crabby?
A: That's ok too. But if your clasws are out, you might as well paint them. Have a manicure. Go to the mall and buy something you don't need. And remember -- somewhere in that very mall, there's bound to be an entire store full of chocolate.
Q: why do I crave chocolate on my period?
A: Indulge first. Ask questions later.