No, I'm not getting married, in case you were curious. I AM taking a course this semester, though, called Pastoral Counseling. One of our books, intended for use in premarital counseling, is called Getting Your Sex Life Off to a Great Start.
It's sort of freaking me out.
Those of you who know me should not be surprised by this admission. So how am I, un-married as I am, supposed to do premarital counseling and say things like premature ejaculation and oral stimulation to the couples I counsel? Ack! I'm not even friends with all the parts of my body; how can I counsel them to be friends with theirs?!
Perhaps they will teach us this in class. Do let's pray...