I AM SO SICK.
Let's see, what is the standard accepted definition for the common cold? Let's see: at http://www.mydr.com.au/default.asp?Article=2213, the symptoms for the common cold are described as follows: "You will usually have a runny nose and weepy eyes. You may cough, sneeze, have a sore throat and feel generally off-colour. Some people also have headaches, fever or lose their voice."
Oh, so THAT'S why I only got, like, two and a half hours of sleep last night. I was wondering.