Wanna hear something funny? The "Verse for the Day" on KLOVE, one the Christian radion stations here in the Twin Cities, is none other than John 15:5! So far I haven't caught what version they're using, but instead of saying "If a man remains in me and I in him, will bear much fruit", they're saying something like "If a man shares his life with me and I share mine with him, then his life can be fruitful."
Hmm. To share your life. That almost sounds like marriage or something. Like being joined together like a zipper. I'll have to think about it.