There's still snow here!!!!
Yes, folks, spring officially starts on Saturday and itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie stringy bikinis have already made their obnoxious appearance at a retailer near you.
Why do I feel self-conscious already???? I think I will go Arabian for the summer. You know, wear a burkah and tell everyone I'm being cancer-conscious. If I'm going into hiding, I may as well make it look like it's for a good cause, right?