Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Almost Swimsuit Season Already!?

There's still snow here!!!!

Yes, folks, spring officially starts on Saturday and itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie stringy bikinis have already made their obnoxious appearance at a retailer near you.

Why do I feel self-conscious already???? I think I will go Arabian for the summer. You know, wear a burkah and tell everyone I'm being cancer-conscious. If I'm going into hiding, I may as well make it look like it's for a good cause, right?

sigh...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel your Pain!!

Becky said...

now jenni...just break out your thong bikini that we all know you have

melissa said...

what about a'natural?